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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:02

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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