What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

No go.

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

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